Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Randomize
