Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I look better un-naked...
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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