dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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