I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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