why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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