i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Randomize
