Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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