well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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