I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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