laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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