At least make sure they are 18
Why
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Naked. naked and bneed help.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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