Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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