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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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