we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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