Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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