i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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