it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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