I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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