All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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