Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I don't deserve a penis
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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