Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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