Four minutes until I can fart!
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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