So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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