So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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