so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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