I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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