I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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