Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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