...so i touched it.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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