Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Barsexuality is the new black.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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