They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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