i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Randomize
