there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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