i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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