i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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