I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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