its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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