I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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