i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Another day, another engagement, another cat
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
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