just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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