she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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