Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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