so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Randomize
