Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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