my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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