I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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