And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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