Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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