as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
only you would photoshop your dick
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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