Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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