My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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