After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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