Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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