Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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