Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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