how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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