they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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