I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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