we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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