He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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