Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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